So Cold the River (2022)

So Cold the River (2022) Movie Review

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So Cold the River (2022) Review

SYNOPSIS:

A documentary filmmaker’s research on a town’s mysterious benefactor unearths an unexplained evil while staying at a local resort.

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Fortunately, for the duration of its running time, So Cold the River is anything but cold. At the center, there is some heated drama, appealing production design (apparently, it’s one of the most expensive movies ever made in the state of Indiana), and some intrigue involving mysteriously supernatural water that feels directly taken from Gore Verbinski’s A Cure for Wellness, since both movies also deal with eerie remote locations steeped in questions and gothic horror. It’s also interesting to note that writer and director Paul Shoulberg is adopting a novel of the same name by Michael Koryta (who also wrote Those Who Wish Me Dead, adapted into an Angelina Jolie vehicle last year), writing this book six years before that movie came out. Although realistically, the concept of magical water is not exactly a new one.

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However, it’s carried with splendid craftsmanship, whether it be the design of the water vial itself that partially encourages our protagonist into this creepy town, the massive and sprawling circular hotel that feels like a world unto itself, or sinister lighting. There’s always a sense of fascinating history here, both upbeat and twisted.

Erica also comes into contact with the great-grandson of this man (Andrew J. West), who has been unable to find a future beyond the town, now working a low-level job inside the hotel. This is also where So Cold the River stumbles into some cringe territory, as Erica tries seducing the man (presumably to lower his guard and uncover more information) in a cheaply written way that doesn’t feel empowering to the character. If anything, her journalistic integrity is repeatedly called into question as one of her fans and assistants (Katie Sarife) looks on in repulsion, witnessing some of her manipulative behavior. At one point, the phrase “never meet your heroes” is said.

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All the while, characters are drinking from the special bottle of water, submerging themselves in fancy indoor swimming pools, and generally lapping up its unique qualities. Some characters also begin to have hallucinations of the past, which are primarily generic but sometimes framed in unsettling ways. These visions provide insight into the town’s history, but So Cold the River still doesn’t evolve beyond atmospheric. Its tale of disgraced filmmaking colliding with billionaire sins in the name of the supernatural never coalesces into something worthwhile or something that makes total sense. I would believe you if you told me the filmmakers ran out of money before finishing the climax.

At times feeling as much like a paranoid thriller as a horror film, So Cold the River mixes atmosphere and suspense with happenings that could be supernatural or merely hallucinations. brought on by an overly stressed mind. Or is it the effects of that bottle of Pluto Water Erica keeps drinking from? Could the water be responsible for the so-called Campbell Curse?

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By the time the last act rolls around and the film exchanges its slow burn for a fast, violent pace, it becomes nearly impossible to guess just how So Cold the River is going to play out. This was one that had me guessing up until the final reveal as an assortment of secrets and motives come to light. It’s a solid ending to an enjoyable horror thriller.

 

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